OK, let's just forget putting these conservative republican squirrels under oath, that wouldn't stop them from lying anyway. Let's equip them all with high-voltage remotely-activated anal probes, set to recieve and tabulate the votes of "We the People" sitting at home using our remote controls to vote. Once a pre-determined number of us have hit the "He's Lying Like Richard Nixon's Rug" button, old Alberto "Sparky" Gonazales gets a 220 volt clinched-eyed, fist-pounding, teeth-grinding, prostate-pinching electro-convulsive mega enema.
C-SPAN's ratings would sky-rocket - and so would Alberto Gonzales.
The double A battery industry would also benefit tremendously.
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