Speaker Pelosi's Shoes Have a Higher IQ Than Anyone in the Bush Administrations

Speaker Nancy Pelosi is now THE REAL President of the United States of America.

Seriously, follow along and we'll do this by the numbers:

First, start at the very top of the line of succession of federal power, then work your way down the food chain, throwing out all those individuals who have conversations with invisible 2000 year old messiahs living inside their heads, those who get drunk and shoot old men in the face with shotguns and those who believe that the "the war against terror" (T.W.A.T.) is going really swell.

Who do YOU want to carry the "nuke-u-ler" football ?

Yep. Me too.