AFSCME ROCKS! (or) What Chris Matthews Would Do if He Were a Real Man

What that Lil' Bitch Chris Matthews Would Do if He Were a Real Man:

He'd publicly apologize to Al Gore - and to every other Democrat and thinking, rational, non-faith-based person in the entire GOP-blown-up world - for constantly assuming that he could read Al Gore's mind and, like some kind of a faith-based psychic, magically determine that all of Mr. Gore's intentions and motivations were self-serving, weak, politically impure and dishonest. He'd make an announcement of the obvious facts, proclaiming that, although he never supported this war (yeah, right!) that he DID in fact, always support the war-monger. Chris Matthews would then go on to further admit that he was just a sexist, racist, dishonest, foul-mouthed ass-hat of the first order and that Sean Penn was always DEAD RIGHT, while he, Chris Matthews, and his little right-wing boyfriend, Sean Hannity, were always DEAD WRONG.

...about EVERYTHING... ALWAYS. <~ period.

But there's no chance of that - because Chris Matthews is no man. Just like his stereotypical "strong-daddy" Republican Christian superhero Daddy father-figure, George W. Bush, Chris Matthews lacks the basic journalistic integrity / just plain *honest human* ability to admit when he's wrong - as he almost CONSTANTLY is - again, just like his buddy, George W. Bitch and the rest of MSNBC's so-called "news" organization.

Hot damn! Aside from Keith Olbermann, (a totally OPPOSITE of the MSNBC-norm) you people really suck! Are you even AWARE of that?! SERIOUSLY!?

No, Chris Matthews and George W. Bush are not men. They are not even capable of pretending to resemble anything CLOSELY RELATED to any species similar to that of anything mimicking a real man. Neither Chris Matthews nor George W. Bush are even ONE-ONE-HUNDREDTH the man that Phil Donahue is. Added together, Chris Matthews and George W. Bush are BOTH less of a man than Janene Garafallo. Chris Matthews and George W. Bush both suffer from two life-long afflictions: They both have penis envy and IQ envy. Eventually, they'll be properly diagnosed and they'll just go out and buy themselves a couple of Hummers - to make-up for their obvious lackings - and they'll BOTH be juuuuuust fiiiiine.

What a couple of corporately-owned punk-pussy-bitches. I bet that the former President of the United States of America, Mr. Jimmy Carter, is HORRIBLY ashamed to have EVER been associated with that pompous-ass, braggart micro-prick, Lil' Chrissy-Bitch Matthews.

I'd LOVE to be there when that asshole, Chris Matthews gets fired. I'd even be willing to pay for my own plane fare and hotel accommodations.