Kathy Griffin and Jesus

Kathy Griffin's tireless search for increased publicity has finally found a winning strategy - USE JESUS! The USA - (the Untied States of Amnesia) - has a SERIOUS Jesus fetish. Most Americans beLIEve that Jesus was one of the Founding Fathers, that he wrote the U.S. Constitution and that he played college football at OU. They also beLIEve that he was the only English speaking, blond, blue-eyed Christian child at Eastern Judea Elementary School. We Americans aren't that smart but we DAMNED SURE KNOW that - if Jesus helped a godless Jew like Albert Einstein develop a nuke-u-ler bomb to win WWII, then by God, you'd better beLIEve that he had at least SOMETHING to do with Kathy Griffin winning her award.

The real question is thus: Is Jesus heading towards the D-List since he's now reportedly dating Kathy? Enquiring minds wanna ...well, whatever. (I live in Oklahoma - so how the hell would I know what "enquiring minds" really want?)

As an atheist, I'd like to take just a moment to thank all of the little people who made this award possible and I'd like to acknowlege and recognize the hard work and efforts of whatever universal forces and / or supernatural water-walking deities have conspired together to put Kathy Griffin, Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, Bill Maher and Christopher Hitchens on OUR SIDE of the theological debate and reincarnate Archie Bunker to play quarterback on George W. Bush's - and the Pope's home team, the Fighting Red-State Jesus Chryslers.

*Programming Note: The part of Archie Bunker will be played by that world-famous blow-hard - Bill Donahue, because it's frankly just beneath the dignity of Chief Gilespy - and besides, he's got big troubles down there in Sparta. That is one VIOLENT little red-state one-horse hick-town.

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YouTube + Atheist + Bill Donahue + Christopher Hitchens + Mother Theresa + Blow-Hard + Hardball = THIS.

So, you all remember Our Blessed Lady of Starving Little Brown Children and The Absolutist Christian Doctrine of No Birth Control - EVER - not even in Over-Populated India? ...well, as it turns out, she didn't BeLIEve in God.

Wow. ...go figure. Who'd a thunk it? I have to admit that I really didn't see that one coming. Of course, neither did anyone else.

Well, OK, maybe one very obscure priest named Abbe Jean du Curé Meslier anticipated the probability of an ethical priestly and clerical atheism, Meslier was pretty damned smart - he was WAY smarter thsn that Nostrodamus dork - PLUS Meslier was an insider and probably the very first corporate whistle-blower. The "Holy See" used to be in Lyon, France. Seven Popes ruled from the French version of The Holy Roman Empire's Thrown.

Personal Paranormal Disclosure: I don't really have any psychic friends - and even if I did - I don't really think I'd bother to network them.