Friday, November 30, 2007

Where WAS Bill Clinton?


See enclosed picture - see that Bill Clinton is not IN the enclosed picture, despite the fact that it is a picture of smart, attractive, southern, democratic party supporting women - wearing no clothing.



Being part of the "this war is BULLSHIT"-crowd wasn't pleasant, in fact, it was rather UNpleasant, ergo; I personally resent that Zell-out piece of spam semi-crat Clinton, AND her wife Bill, trying to rewrite history to pretend that they were brave, smart enough, honest enough, right enough and actually willing to make tough decisions. ...about Bush's "let's blow-up the whole middle east and see what happens" foreign policy, or about anything else. The Clintons don't make tough, unpleasant, politically unpopular decisions - about ANYTHING, ever. That is NOT their style.

In the Clinton's form of pseudo-democratic politics, you wait for OTHERS to make hard, principled decisions - based on inconvenient truths and all the best available facts - then you point at them and make fun of them and you join the republican fascists in ATTACKING those who are willing to risk everything in the name of telling the truth.

Fuck Bill Clinton. Fuck him in the ass with a four-way lug wrench and fuck any right-winger who tries to use this as justification for their own acts of cowardice and mass-hysteria back in the 90s. This isn't some minor lie to some bullshit question that should have never been asked - about whom Bill Clinton did - or did not - let wax his carrot. THIS lie is a crime against history, it's an attempt to molest and to take advantage of time and truth.

This lie has an ongoing, continuing and escalating body count.

As a Democrat and a liberal, I tell you this: If there is a Clinton infesting the left side of the presidential ballot in this coming presidential election, I'm pretty goddamned sure that I'll vote for Rudy "9-11" Guliani or Mike "Hee-Haw" Huckabee or even that plastic-ass, over-powdered, used car salesman DOLT, that human-haircut, Mitt Romney. (Yes, I would vote for even Mitt, He of the Magical Jesus Panties) My logic is thus: If we're going to have another shitty conservative reactionary conservative pro-war corporate-owned President in the Awful Orifice... (or is that "The Oral Artifice"?) ...then I'd rather that shitty President be a member of a well-known American name-brand that we ALL can trust to fuck everything up BIG TIME and to not ever take any personal responsibility for their actions. In fact, if I had my druthers, I'd rather have ALL of America's most arrogant, ignorant, asanine and craptaculous U.S. President properly labled as "Republican".* Let's face facts, The Party of God - the untra-religious, ultra-conservative GOP - proudly puts out some of the best minds of the 13th century.


(NOTE: *But, alas, there HAVE been bad Democratic Party presidents in our nation's past, and, unlike Bill Clinton and his buddy Karl Rove, I can't just re-write history to make things look rosy for my preferred political associations. Honest people have no need to tweak the facts. The bad Democratic Presidents are an opportunity to learn lessons, to become BETTER represntatives of the people and better advocates of what are ideally supposed to be our political process, bad decsions aren't something to hide or to deny. That's what the REPUBLICANS have to do CONSTANTLY and, since they DO NOT admit their mistakes, much less LEARN from their mistakes, they always WILL have to rewrite history. Bad Democrats are another inconvenient truth, we shouldn't hide them, I just don't think we need MORE bad Democrats in office right now.)





...so, yeah, I can bolt on my own party. I might even burn my DNC voters card and re-register as a Republican so I can vote for the biggest alpha-male king-shit Republican dumb-ass available - in the upcoming Republican primaries. I can kick the democratic party to the curb - because loyalty is for pussies. Loyalty is just a clever focus group-tested marketing weasel-word for "cronyism". HONESTY is what sets us liberals apart from the rest of the crowd, from ANY crowd, be we liberal Republicans (there are exacty FOUR liberal Republicans in the entire country, ergo; 1/4 of them are my biker buddy, Chuck) or be we liberal Democrats. (and we make up less than HALF of the Democratic Party's membership) I not only CAN kick-out on my own party - I absolutely HAVE to call 'bullshit' wherever I see it. That's what being honest means. So, let it NEVER be said that we Democratic Party members and voters are Kool-Aid drinkers. This nation has enough of those people, we call them "Bushies". They are sometimes also called "Tucker Carlson" and "Joe Scarborough" and overseas, we call them "His Holiness the Pope".

PS
Monica Lewinsky and Hillary Clinton BOTH have really shitty taste in men.

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